I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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