I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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