Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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