Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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