Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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