Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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