i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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