how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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