i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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