I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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