Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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