have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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