How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
