I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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