yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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