I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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