when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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