I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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