sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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