The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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