How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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