Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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