If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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