Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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