I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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