Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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