stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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