Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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