also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Randomize
