Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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