just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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