i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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