Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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