Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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