It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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