It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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