scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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