Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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