im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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