I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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