I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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