i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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