Buhtt sex?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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