Whod you bang
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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