Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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