dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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