No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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