Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Please don't give away my fajitas
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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