Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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