Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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