We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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