I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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