All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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