No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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