She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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