In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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