im gay
i know
yea but for you.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
did you just send me my own nude
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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